I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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