Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you're hired as official boob wrangler
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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