If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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