Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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