im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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