Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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