Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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