Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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