we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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