I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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