we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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