She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just google imaged poop.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
