You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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