No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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