I wish i was in the wii world.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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