At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
