need another drink. this is the easiest way
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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