Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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