Apparently you make a good broom.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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