Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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