just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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