is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He did a backflip because drugs
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