this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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