so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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