It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
only if we run a train.
done.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
