Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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