she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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