He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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