"it" just moved
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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