You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
