You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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