Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I'm really busy with my period
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