she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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