i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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