So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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