So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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