Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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