I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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