I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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