BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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