I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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