I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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