He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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