My first STD was from a foam party
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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