I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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