physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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