It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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