Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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