talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
