What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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