Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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