"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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