I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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