he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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