Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
